Your current occupation:

What do you mean, "occupation?"
I'm retired.
I'm a rocker. I rock out.
I practice Wicca competitively.
I was a virgin porn star...
I work in a comic book shop.
I work with computers.
I'm a doctor.
I'm a computer programmer.
I DESTROY HU-MANS!
Uh...work?

Describe your current hairstyle and haircolour:

Black, shaved on the sides and the rest is in a ponytail.
A blonde mullet.
Short and medium-brown.
Um...I'm bald.
Short, blonde...and I have sideburns!
Crazy and auburn.
I HAVE NO HAIR!
Black and sort of messy.
A dark brown bob.
Long and red.
Hairstyle? Haircolour?

What do you do for fun?

Drink and have sex.
"Having fun" is sooo not indie.
Go on dates with...you know...anyone.
Girls! Well, I'd like to...
I spend a lot of time on the Internet.
Spend time with my beautiful girlfriend.
Talk to trees.
Listen to metal!
I CRUSH HU-MANS!
Try and keep a certain robot in check.
Flirt with boys, of course.

Share something about yourself:

I'm a huge flirt!
I CRUSH HU-MANS!
I once found a pair of women's panties inside a robot.
I'm not human.
I like boys, girls and robots.
I'm not goth, I just look goth. Really.
I used to be a porn star.
I'm still a virgin.
I'm addicted to the Internet.
I'm not as indie as I think I am.
I like girls!

What do you usually wear?

A black t-shirt with a skull on it.
A sort of pink t-shirt with blue stripes on the sleeves.
Anything that's all black.
Lately I've been wearing my t-shirt with a floppy disk on it.
My hoodie.
CLOTHING IS FOR LOWLY HU-MANS!
Nothing. Oh!
A t-shirt of some kind.
A white dress shirt under a black jacket.
I wear whatever flatters my perfect figure!
A blue golf shirt.

Are you human?

Yes.
No.

Who do you fancy?

Women.
Men.
Robots.

Are you male or female?

Male.
Female
Robot.

What best describes you?

A lovable dork.
Dangerous!
A Canadian black man.
A metalhead.
One cool robot.
An indie rocker.
A sexy retired porn star.
A disgruntled robot.
Young, cute and flirty.
A rockin' doc.
Goth.

What would you most likely be heard saying?

I don't remember disco either...but it does embarass me.
I've been chosen by the gods of metal to rock out!
I can process over 15,000 boobies per minute!
Jesus helps me trick people!
No one believes me when I say porn gets boring!
The illusion of space created in art is just that -- an illusion.
The day a boy becomes a man is the day he realizes that even pretty girls go poop.
CRUSH ALL HU-MANS!
"Sextacular in pink." I want that to be my epitaph some day.
If only my own death could be that freaky cool.
It's fun to have a resume that says "barely legal" on it.